Today in Bad Advice with Dr. Bourbon our question comes from "Brian" via Twitter.
Brian writes:
Dear Doctor B,
I enjoy coffee, and sex is pretty great, but I haven't found a bourbon I like yet. What do you recommend I try first?
-Brian (@briancebuhl)
Dear Brian,
Bourbon is best enjoyed naked. Just throwing that out there before we get started...
It's the nectar of the gods. Enjoyed by kings and paupers alike. Don't listen to the Jack Sparrow wannabes out there that are "Oh, Rum is sooo good." Those assholes don't know what's good for them... That's why they all have scurvy and STDs.
Bourbon on the other hand...
Bourbon is like prostitution. You get what you pay for. Do you want to have a good night, but feel rather awful and potentially dirty in the morning? Then $10 will do it for ya!
